The Sharp Chuckies Kill Stuff, by The Sharp Chuckies

The Sharp Chuckies Kill Stuff

by The Sharp Chuckies

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1.	Don't Pull Your Love Out 03:08	info	buy track
2.	I'll Put It Up (But I Won't Put It Down) 03:14	lyrics	buy track
Hey, I'm a guy And I'm gonna tell you why Ain't nothin' gonna stop me from tellin' you a lie I had to piss really bad I know it's gonna make you sad There's nothin' gonna stop me cuz I'm fuckin' rad I'll put it up but I won't put it down Down, down, no no no I won't put it down Shut the fuck up, I'm tryin' to watch football Now go get me a fuckin' beer Hey, I'm a guy And I'm gonna tell you why There's nothin' gonna stop me from tellin' lies I'll put it up but I won't put it down Down, down, no no no I won't put it down
3.	Drunk School 02:25	lyrics	buy track
Sorry I'm late I got held up at drunk school I know I'm late I got held up at drunk school, held up It's your guys' fault That I'm late and that ain't cool You know this is the day that I got drunk school Fuckin' pricks It'd've been better on a weekday All I do on weekdays is drink peach schnapps and look at upskirt websites and cry my eyes out and wish I could bend over far enough to suck my own dick I can almost get there, if I like got my bottom two ribs removed maybe Fuckin' pricks
4.	Stop Using My Water Pik 02:22	lyrics	buy track
You been here way too long I think it's time you were gone You're suck a fuckin' dick Stop using my water pik Ain't you never brushed yer teeth? Ooh you're so bequeath Your scummy mouth makes me sick So stop using my water pik Stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it It cost me forty bucks Now you're really pushing yer luck I see you squirtin', you think you're slick Stop using my water pik Ain't you got no sense? That there on my sink is my plaque defense And if my name ain't Rick Stop using my water pik
5.	Sales Guy Man 03:31	lyrics	buy track
Got a big gut but I got no ass I've had three strokes but I still got class Pleated Dockers in beige or tan Tassles on my shoes, I'm a big fuckin' man I just got a Flowbie and my hair looks super I'm gonna bleach my teeth so I can sell more packaging My ex-wife's a cunt I smoke four packs a day, I smoke four packs a day First in, first out, just in time delivery Margin, oh sweet margin I'm gonna get a plaque this year if it fuckin' kills me and drives my kids away I need a goddamn drink before I kill myself, God I hate my life I could sell corrugated packaging to Lionel Ritchie I could sell it to his daughter even though she's bitchy I'd take them out to lunch, maybe at Applebee's Or Bennigan's, I don't fuckin' know, maybe Chili's In my '99 Ford Taurus I'll bring some samples with me First in, first out, just in time delivery Margin, oh sweet margin I'm gonna get a plaque this year if it fuckin' kills me and drives my kids away I need a goddamn drink before I kill myself
6.	Magoo's 02:30	lyrics	buy track
Hmm, let's see Who's the hottest girl at Magoo's? Oh yeah, that 55 year old chick that looks like me if I were a girl in the future I been here for two minutes now and I need to stick my tongue into her like the masterful cocksman that I am Then I'll go outside and whip my dick out in front of a cop and see if he'd like to take on my cream filled sausage smothered in underwear I been here for two minutes now and I need to stick my tongue into her like the masterful cocksman that I am
7.	Mustang Sally 03:43	lyrics	buy track
Like you don't already know these lyrics by heart and wish you didn't.
8.	Will You Be My Friend? 03:21	lyrics	buy track
I got a computer, it's my best friend I'm so sad, I'm near the end I spend all my time updating my CrySpace profile To make sure my heart is in exile Whaa, whaa, whaa, nobody understands me I'm so sensitive Please read my blog Will you be my friend? Every Saturday night I'm afraid to go out So I dye my hair black and stay at home with my cat I need more piercings so the world will know how much pain I'm in I've never worked a day in my life, I just like to stay at home, feel sorry for myself and jerk off Whaa, whaa, whaa, nobody understands me I'm so sensitive Please read my blog Will you be my friend?
9.	Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love / You're In Love 05:40	info	buy track

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H. Cheese got really drunk and got mad at "Fast" Stikki Rikki.

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released December 31, 2006

Recorded at NHT Studios, Benicia, California, USA in 2006.
Produced by "Fast" Stikki Rikki Starr

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available. ... more