The Sharp Chuckies Kill Stuff

by The Sharp Chuckies

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H. Cheese got really drunk and got mad at "Fast" Stikki Rikki.

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released December 31, 2006

Recorded at NHT Studios, Benicia, California, USA in 2006.
Produced by "Fast" Stikki Rikki Starr

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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Track Name: I'll Put It Up (But I Won't Put It Down)
Hey, I'm a guy
And I'm gonna tell you why
Ain't nothin' gonna stop me from tellin' you a lie
I had to piss really bad
I know it's gonna make you sad
There's nothin' gonna stop me cuz I'm fuckin' rad

I'll put it up but I won't put it down
Down, down, no no no I won't put it down

Shut the fuck up, I'm tryin' to watch football
Now go get me a fuckin' beer

Hey, I'm a guy
And I'm gonna tell you why
There's nothin' gonna stop me from tellin' lies

I'll put it up but I won't put it down
Down, down, no no no I won't put it down
Track Name: Drunk School
Sorry I'm late
I got held up at drunk school
I know I'm late
I got held up at drunk school, held up
It's your guys' fault
That I'm late and that ain't cool
You know this is the day that I got drunk school

Fuckin' pricks
It'd've been better on a weekday
All I do on weekdays is drink peach schnapps and look at upskirt websites and cry my eyes out and wish I could bend over far enough to suck my own dick
I can almost get there, if I like got my bottom two ribs removed maybe
Fuckin' pricks
Track Name: Stop Using My Water Pik
You been here way too long
I think it's time you were gone
You're suck a fuckin' dick
Stop using my water pik
Ain't you never brushed yer teeth?
Ooh you're so bequeath
Your scummy mouth makes me sick
So stop using my water pik

Stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it, stop using it

It cost me forty bucks
Now you're really pushing yer luck
I see you squirtin', you think you're slick
Stop using my water pik
Ain't you got no sense?
That there on my sink is my plaque defense
And if my name ain't Rick
Stop using my water pik
Track Name: Sales Guy Man
Got a big gut but I got no ass
I've had three strokes but I still got class
Pleated Dockers in beige or tan
Tassles on my shoes, I'm a big fuckin' man

I just got a Flowbie and my hair looks super
I'm gonna bleach my teeth so I can sell more packaging
My ex-wife's a cunt
I smoke four packs a day, I smoke four packs a day

First in, first out, just in time delivery
Margin, oh sweet margin
I'm gonna get a plaque this year if it fuckin' kills me and drives my kids away
I need a goddamn drink before I kill myself, God I hate my life

I could sell corrugated packaging to Lionel Ritchie
I could sell it to his daughter even though she's bitchy
I'd take them out to lunch, maybe at Applebee's
Or Bennigan's, I don't fuckin' know, maybe Chili's
In my '99 Ford Taurus
I'll bring some samples with me

First in, first out, just in time delivery
Margin, oh sweet margin
I'm gonna get a plaque this year if it fuckin' kills me and drives my kids away
I need a goddamn drink before I kill myself
Track Name: Magoo's
Hmm, let's see
Who's the hottest girl at Magoo's?
Oh yeah, that 55 year old chick that looks like me if I were a girl in the future

I been here for two minutes now and I need to stick my tongue into her like the masterful cocksman that I am

Then I'll go outside and whip my dick out in front of a cop and see if he'd like to take on my cream filled sausage smothered in underwear

I been here for two minutes now and I need to stick my tongue into her like the masterful cocksman that I am
Track Name: Mustang Sally
Like you don't already know these lyrics by heart and wish you didn't.
Track Name: Will You Be My Friend?
I got a computer, it's my best friend
I'm so sad, I'm near the end
I spend all my time updating my CrySpace profile
To make sure my heart is in exile

Whaa, whaa, whaa, nobody understands me
I'm so sensitive
Please read my blog
Will you be my friend?

Every Saturday night I'm afraid to go out
So I dye my hair black and stay at home with my cat
I need more piercings so the world will know how much pain I'm in
I've never worked a day in my life, I just like to stay at home, feel sorry for myself and jerk off

Whaa, whaa, whaa, nobody understands me
I'm so sensitive
Please read my blog
Will you be my friend?