Wanted: Dead Or Alive, by The Sharp Chuckies

Wanted: Dead Or Alive

by The Sharp Chuckies

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1.	Watch My Plate 01:17	lyrics	buy track
Watch my plate I'll be right back Don't let no flies land on my potato salad Don't let no ants crawl on my bun Don't let anybody touch my food I mean, that's just totally rude To touch somebody else's food Why would anyone do that? When that person probably has their own plate of food I mean, there's plenty to go around Don't let anyone put my plate on the ground That would really piss me off
2.	I Think I Got A Problem 02:28	lyrics	buy track
I drink a lot, mostly beer though Can't you be an alcoholic if you only drink twelve beers a day Oh and couple a Jaegers too but not with that Red Bull crap, that's crap I ran out of beer the other day and I made a real nasty cocktail outta hodgepodge bottles from top of my fridge, it taste like shit! Hey but I drank it anyway I have a window in front of my desk at work I look out that window baby a lot And I imagine myself walkin' down the street towards a bar Owww! Hey I think I got a problem but I'm not sure I got lots of love to give especially when I'm drunk
3.	Fire And Ice 03:45	lyrics	buy track
Our relationship is hot and cold I give you diamonds but you want gold I give you ice cream but you want steak But I don't work at Mr. Steak anymore Fire and ice Don't get burned by the flame, it's a roll of the dice Fire and ice Don't get frozen by the ice, it's a roll of the dice, yeah You leave the lights on during the day And you turn them off and I say what the hey During the day I'm at work at the sausage factory so who's your light on for? Is it the milkman knocking at your door? Fire and ice Don't get burned by the flame, it's a roll of the dice Fire and ice Don't get frozen by the ice, it's a roll of the dice, yeah (wicked guitar solo)
4.	Rare 02:47	lyrics	buy track
Whatddya mean I need the receipt? It's still sealed! What, I can't return it? It's still sealed, it's fuckin' brand new! Fuckin' goddamn motherfuckin' lyin' motherfuckers, fuck! Fuckin' Yeah, Ten Years After, you seen 'em? Yeah, you know them? I seen 'em like fifteen times man I seen 'em at this festival in Ann Arbor Yeah I seen 'em man Hey Ken, Ken, Ken ya fuckin' freak, hey Ken Hey, hey, can you do this, hey can you do this, hey, hey, hey, check this out Hey, can you do this? I can do this all fuckin' day man Hey, can you do this? Indoor voice, what the fuck is that shit? What, you don't like my energy? Hey, you got The Thing on DVD? The Thing? The movie The Thing? No, not the fuckin' new one, the old one You got it? You got The Thing on DVD? You got it? Why can't we go to Best Buy? No I won't take forever in there No, oh come on, come on, no I won't take forever in there, no Yeah, I'm a fucked up motherfucker
5.	Cell Phone Guy 02:25	lyrics	buy track
You should see my new cell phone It has lots of features And really killer ringtones It has bluetooth technology And I can email people too I got a web browser and a really neat thing that keeps it on my belt I'm a cell phone guy I'll call you up in the middle of the night Cuz I'm a cell phone guy Yeah cell phone guy, I'll call you up I got this really cool colored case that goes over the top of it And an earpiece that you can hardly even see And I talk really quiet so nobody gets irritated at me I was searchin' on the web the other day and I saw lots of MILFs naked Gave me a boner Cuz I'm a cell phone guy Yeah I'll call you up in the middle of the night I'm a cell phone guy Yeah I'll call you up in the middle of the night I can talk all day and all night Yeah, I like cell phones And I also look on ESPN and look up my sports scores on my fantasy football team
6.	Thunder Island 04:02	info	buy track
7.	Unemployment Check 01:38	lyrics	buy track
I got my first unemployment check today It's sure to be the first of many God this is so fuckin' awesome I can't believe I get paid for not doin' shit Unemployment check, what the heck Unemployment check When I got my first unemployment check I paid some bills like DirecTV Then I bought some Jim Beam and frozen pizzas and pants Don't worry I was being thrifty, all that shit was on sale My plan now is to sit on my ass Smoke weed, drink a lot and watch a lot of porn Fill out my unemployment forms Maybe catch a matinee Unemployment check, what the heck Unemployment check
8.	One Minute Of Pure Ecstacy 01:04	info	buy track
9.	Don't Even Think About Listening To This Unless You're High And Even Then We Don't Recommend It 05:45	info	buy track

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Just another album by The Sharp Chuckies.

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released December 9, 2007

Recorded Dec. 7,8,9 in the year 2007 at Secret Sound Studios, San Francisco, California, U.S.A.
Produced by "Fast" Stikki Rikki Starr
Mastered by "Lightning" Bob Hopkins
All songs by The Sharp Chuckies except Thunder Island which is by Jay Ferguson that guy who sang for Spirit and Jo Jo Gunne and we're sure is cool enough not to sue us for recording his song because honestly we don't sell hardly any records we totally lose our ass on every album mostly on cost of transportation, beer, liquor, and food like pretzels and Cheetos thanks dude.

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available. ... more