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by The Sharp Chuckies

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Just another album by The Sharp Chuckies.

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released December 9, 2007

Recorded Dec. 7,8,9 in the year 2007 at Secret Sound Studios, San Francisco, California, U.S.A.
Produced by "Fast" Stikki Rikki Starr
Mastered by "Lightning" Bob Hopkins
All songs by The Sharp Chuckies except Thunder Island which is by Jay Ferguson that guy who sang for Spirit and Jo Jo Gunne and we're sure is cool enough not to sue us for recording his song because honestly we don't sell hardly any records we totally lose our ass on every album mostly on cost of transportation, beer, liquor, and food like pretzels and Cheetos thanks dude.

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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Track Name: Watch My Plate
Watch my plate I'll be right back
Don't let no flies land on my potato salad
Don't let no ants crawl on my bun
Don't let anybody touch my food
I mean, that's just totally rude
To touch somebody else's food
Why would anyone do that?
When that person probably has their own plate of food
I mean, there's plenty to go around
Don't let anyone put my plate on the ground
That would really piss me off
Track Name: I Think I Got A Problem
I drink a lot, mostly beer though
Can't you be an alcoholic if you only drink twelve beers a day
Oh and couple a Jaegers too but not with that Red Bull crap, that's crap
I ran out of beer the other day and I made a real nasty cocktail outta hodgepodge bottles from top of my fridge, it taste like shit!
Hey but I drank it anyway
I have a window in front of my desk at work
I look out that window baby a lot
And I imagine myself walkin' down the street towards a bar
Owww!
Hey I think I got a problem but I'm not sure
I got lots of love to give especially when I'm drunk
Track Name: Fire And Ice
Our relationship is hot and cold
I give you diamonds but you want gold
I give you ice cream but you want steak
But I don't work at Mr. Steak anymore

Fire and ice
Don't get burned by the flame, it's a roll of the dice
Fire and ice
Don't get frozen by the ice, it's a roll of the dice, yeah

You leave the lights on during the day
And you turn them off and I say what the hey
During the day I'm at work at the sausage factory so who's your light on for?
Is it the milkman knocking at your door?

Fire and ice
Don't get burned by the flame, it's a roll of the dice
Fire and ice
Don't get frozen by the ice, it's a roll of the dice, yeah

(wicked guitar solo)
Track Name: Rare
Whatddya mean I need the receipt? It's still sealed!
What, I can't return it? It's still sealed, it's fuckin' brand new!
Fuckin' goddamn motherfuckin' lyin' motherfuckers, fuck!
Fuckin'
Yeah, Ten Years After, you seen 'em? Yeah, you know them?
I seen 'em like fifteen times man
I seen 'em at this festival in Ann Arbor
Yeah I seen 'em man
Hey Ken, Ken, Ken ya fuckin' freak, hey Ken
Hey, hey, can you do this, hey can you do this, hey, hey, hey, check this out
Hey, can you do this?
I can do this all fuckin' day man
Hey, can you do this?
Indoor voice, what the fuck is that shit?
What, you don't like my energy?
Hey, you got The Thing on DVD?
The Thing? The movie The Thing?
No, not the fuckin' new one, the old one
You got it?
You got The Thing on DVD?
You got it?
Why can't we go to Best Buy?
No I won't take forever in there
No, oh come on, come on, no I won't take forever in there, no

Yeah, I'm a fucked up motherfucker
Track Name: Cell Phone Guy
You should see my new cell phone
It has lots of features
And really killer ringtones
It has bluetooth technology
And I can email people too
I got a web browser and a really neat thing that keeps it on my belt

I'm a cell phone guy
I'll call you up in the middle of the night
Cuz I'm a cell phone guy
Yeah cell phone guy, I'll call you up

I got this really cool colored case that goes over the top of it
And an earpiece that you can hardly even see
And I talk really quiet so nobody gets irritated at me
I was searchin' on the web the other day and I saw lots of MILFs naked
Gave me a boner

Cuz I'm a cell phone guy
Yeah I'll call you up in the middle of the night
I'm a cell phone guy
Yeah I'll call you up in the middle of the night
I can talk all day and all night
Yeah, I like cell phones
And I also look on ESPN and look up my sports scores on my fantasy football team
Track Name: Unemployment Check
I got my first unemployment check today
It's sure to be the first of many
God this is so fuckin' awesome
I can't believe I get paid for not doin' shit

Unemployment check, what the heck
Unemployment check

When I got my first unemployment check
I paid some bills like DirecTV
Then I bought some Jim Beam and frozen pizzas and pants
Don't worry I was being thrifty, all that shit was on sale
My plan now is to sit on my ass
Smoke weed, drink a lot and watch a lot of porn
Fill out my unemployment forms
Maybe catch a matinee

Unemployment check, what the heck
Unemployment check