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by The Sharp Chuckies

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The first Sharp Chuckies album, 1988. Before Headcheese and Stikki Rikki joined the band, it was just Ken B. and John B. For some reason on the album artwork Stikki Rikki is credited as being part of the band, but he was not. The band at the time was young and good-looking. John B. sang all the songs and he was like a frantic tornado.

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released September 1, 1988

Recorded in 1988 in New Lebanon, NY
Produced by Ken B.

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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Track Name: Hydras Are Extinct (On The Cheetah Plane)
Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane
Don't you know
Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane
Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah the hydras are extinct
Cuz they can't keep up the pace
Yeah the hydras are extinct
Cuz of the cheetah race

Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane
Don't you know
Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane
Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah the hydras are extinct
Cuz they can only slime along
The hydras, they're all gone
Cuz it's written in this song

Hydras are extinct, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh the plight of the hydras!
Track Name: Fuck You, You Jerk
I hate you, fuck you
I'd like to kill you, fuck you
You're an asshole, fuck you
So go die, fuck you

Fuck you, you jerk
Fuck you, you jerk
Fuck you, you jerk
Fuck you, you jerk

I hate you, fuck you
I'd like to kill you, fuck you
You're an asshole, fuck you
So go drown, fuck you

Fuck you, you jerk
Fuck you, you jerk
Fuck you, you jerk
Fuck you, you jerk
Track Name: Brian's Dad
Tomorrow will come and he'll be there
He's Brian's dad
We all love him and if you don't know him well
That's too bad
If you wanna go fishin' you can look him up
That'll make him glad
We wrote this song cuz we all love Brian's dad

We all love him and if you don't know him well
That's too bad
We all love him and if you don't know him well
That's too bad
We all love him and if you don't know him well
That's too bad
We all love him and if you don't know him well
That's too bad
Track Name: Phone Death
Don't pick up the phone or you'll die
Die, die, die, you'll die real bad
Don't pick up the phone, they want your life
They want you to die real soon

Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh
Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh
Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh

Don't pick up the phone or you'll die
Die, die, die, you'll die real bad
Don't pick up the phone, they want your life
They want you to die real soon

Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh
Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh
Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh
Track Name: Louie, Louie
No one knows...