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We're Not Just Salesmen, We're Musicians

by The Sharp Chuckies

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Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane Don't you know Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane Yeah yeah yeah Yeah the hydras are extinct Cuz they can't keep up the pace Yeah the hydras are extinct Cuz of the cheetah race Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane Don't you know Hydras are extinct on the cheetah plane Yeah yeah yeah Yeah the hydras are extinct Cuz they can only slime along The hydras, they're all gone Cuz it's written in this song Hydras are extinct, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh the plight of the hydras!
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I hate you, fuck you I'd like to kill you, fuck you You're an asshole, fuck you So go die, fuck you Fuck you, you jerk Fuck you, you jerk Fuck you, you jerk Fuck you, you jerk I hate you, fuck you I'd like to kill you, fuck you You're an asshole, fuck you So go drown, fuck you Fuck you, you jerk Fuck you, you jerk Fuck you, you jerk Fuck you, you jerk
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Brian's Dad 01:34
Tomorrow will come and he'll be there He's Brian's dad We all love him and if you don't know him well That's too bad If you wanna go fishin' you can look him up That'll make him glad We wrote this song cuz we all love Brian's dad We all love him and if you don't know him well That's too bad We all love him and if you don't know him well That's too bad We all love him and if you don't know him well That's too bad We all love him and if you don't know him well That's too bad
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Phone Death 02:39
Don't pick up the phone or you'll die Die, die, die, you'll die real bad Don't pick up the phone, they want your life They want you to die real soon Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh Don't pick up the phone or you'll die Die, die, die, you'll die real bad Don't pick up the phone, they want your life They want you to die real soon Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh Phone death, phone death, phone death, ahh
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Louie, Louie 03:14
No one knows...

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The first Sharp Chuckies album, 1988. Before Headcheese and Stikki Rikki joined the band, it was just Ken B. and John B. For some reason on the album artwork Stikki Rikki is credited as being part of the band, but he was not. The band at the time was young and good-looking. John B. sang all the songs and he was like a frantic tornado.

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released September 1, 1988

Recorded in 1988 in New Lebanon, NY
Produced by Ken B.

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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