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Cell Phone Guy

from Wanted: Dead Or Alive by The Sharp Chuckies

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Tim Of The Woods drew from his experience as a salesman to craft this song. In his line of work, he often used a cell phone with a bluetooth earpiece.

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You should see my new cell phone
It has lots of features
And really killer ringtones
It has bluetooth technology
And I can email people too
I got a web browser and a really neat thing that keeps it on my belt

I'm a cell phone guy
I'll call you up in the middle of the night
Cuz I'm a cell phone guy
Yeah cell phone guy, I'll call you up

I got this really cool colored case that goes over the top of it
And an earpiece that you can hardly even see
And I talk really quiet so nobody gets irritated at me
I was searchin' on the web the other day and I saw lots of MILFs naked
Gave me a boner

Cuz I'm a cell phone guy
Yeah I'll call you up in the middle of the night
I'm a cell phone guy
Yeah I'll call you up in the middle of the night
I can talk all day and all night
Yeah, I like cell phones
And I also look on ESPN and look up my sports scores on my fantasy football team

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from Wanted: Dead Or Alive, released December 9, 2007

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