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This song is a true story of a night at a bar in Pleasant Hill, California, when H. Cheese spontaneously made out with a much, much older woman who looked like him and then had a run-in with the police.

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Hmm, let's see
Who's the hottest girl at Magoo's?
Oh yeah, that 55 year old chick that looks like me if I were a girl in the future

I been here for two minutes now and I need to stick my tongue into her like the masterful cocksman that I am

Then I'll go outside and whip my dick out in front of a cop and see if he'd like to take on my cream filled sausage smothered in underwear

I been here for two minutes now and I need to stick my tongue into her like the masterful cocksman that I am

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from The Sharp Chuckies Kill Stuff, released December 31, 2006

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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