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This restaurant is pretty cool, I like it's food
Except for the maitre'd
He makes me feel like a damn fool and he's quite rude
That stupid old maitre'd

That maitre'd the maitre'd maitre'd the maitre'd the maitre'd the maitre'd that stupid scum suckin' ass lickin' maitre'd that ass lickin' maitre'd maitre'd that ass lickin' maitre'd

I asked for a table for four there's four people I say
I asked him the maitre'd
He told me to get my ass out the door and take my Indian friends with me like we were gay
That scum suckin' maitre'd that maitre'd the maitre'd the maitre'd

Maitre'd the maitre'd that scum suckin' boot lickin' maitre'd that maitre'd that maitre'd that ass fuckin' rim jobbin' maitre'd oh yeah oh yeah that matire'd the maitre'd

I said I'd like to make a reservation
That's what I said to the maitre'd
He said he doesn't like people like me in the nation
And I should go back to my Indian reservation
And I'm not even Indian that fuckin' prick the maitre'd

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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