H. Cheese used to work in a record store in Berkeley, California. There was this guy who came into the store a lot and his nickname was Rare and he would yell all kinds of stuff. H. Cheese started writing down things the guy said. H. Cheese then used these notes for lyrics in this song and did his own impression of the gentleman's delivery here for you all to enjoy. We will leave out the yelling in the lyrics section.
lyrics
Whatddya mean I need the receipt? It's still sealed!
What, I can't return it? It's still sealed, it's fuckin' brand new!
Fuckin' goddamn motherfuckin' lyin' motherfuckers, fuck!
Fuckin'
Yeah, Ten Years After, you seen 'em? Yeah, you know them?
I seen 'em like fifteen times man
I seen 'em at this festival in Ann Arbor
Yeah I seen 'em man
Hey Ken, Ken, Ken ya fuckin' freak, hey Ken
Hey, hey, can you do this, hey can you do this, hey, hey, hey, check this out
Hey, can you do this?
I can do this all fuckin' day man
Hey, can you do this?
Indoor voice, what the fuck is that shit?
What, you don't like my energy?
Hey, you got The Thing on DVD?
The Thing? The movie The Thing?
No, not the fuckin' new one, the old one
You got it?
You got The Thing on DVD?
You got it?
Why can't we go to Best Buy?
No I won't take forever in there
No, oh come on, come on, no I won't take forever in there, no
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