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Got a big gut but I got no ass
I've had three strokes but I still got class
Pleated Dockers in beige or tan
Tassles on my shoes, I'm a big fuckin' man

I just got a Flowbie and my hair looks super
I'm gonna bleach my teeth so I can sell more packaging
My ex-wife's a cunt
I smoke four packs a day, I smoke four packs a day

First in, first out, just in time delivery
Margin, oh sweet margin
I'm gonna get a plaque this year if it fuckin' kills me and drives my kids away
I need a goddamn drink before I kill myself, God I hate my life

I could sell corrugated packaging to Lionel Ritchie
I could sell it to his daughter even though she's bitchy
I'd take them out to lunch, maybe at Applebee's
Or Bennigan's, I don't fuckin' know, maybe Chili's
In my '99 Ford Taurus
I'll bring some samples with me

First in, first out, just in time delivery
Margin, oh sweet margin
I'm gonna get a plaque this year if it fuckin' kills me and drives my kids away
I need a goddamn drink before I kill myself

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from The Sharp Chuckies Kill Stuff, released December 31, 2006

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available. ... more

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