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The lead guitar track was cut on a Marshall mini-amp (battery powered) with almost dead batteries. That's why it sounds like shit. Nonetheless, this song rocks like a motherfucker. You know it does.

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Get ready!

I think I'm ready to buy a scooter
You know the three-wheel kind that old people drive
It would be either brown or grey
I'd scoot around all day
And put stuff in my basket, hey hey hey

I could go just about anywhere that had a ramp
And if it was fast I think I'd call it Champ
I could pick up old ladies and fertilize their daisies
People might think I'm crippled but hey, I'm just lazy

My scooter would be awesome, more awesome than most
Dean Martin would toast me at his next roast
Well, that's if he's not dead, cuz I can never remember
I always get him confused with Freddy Fender, that's right!

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from Gunrunning With The Sharp Chuckies, released December 31, 1993

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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