The Chapstick And Beer Song

by The Sharp Chuckies

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Someone took my Chapstick
I'm feeling kinda parched and raw
I wish they'd give me back my Chapstick
So my lips would be all lubricated and slick

Someone stole my Chapstick
My girlfriend says it's like kissing a sarong
She says it's just plain wrong
Cuz this is my Chapstick song

On second thought, if they gave me back my Chapstick
It's probably someone with the plague or something
What the hell, I'll go buy a new one for $1.49

(repeat chorus, duh)

I ain't no goddamn queer but I like my fuckin' beer
(He ain't no goddamn queer but he likes his fuckin' beer)

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released May 20, 2016

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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