The Lovely Magical Crossing Guard

from Gunrunning With The Sharp Chuckies by The Sharp Chuckies

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

I know this girl who is a crossing guard
She's built like a Dodge Ram van
When she holds her sign up I stop
And when she doesn't well I just go on through

And she stands on the corner by Taco Bell
In her cute florescent vest which fits her swell
All in all she's kinda sweet and swell
With that whistle around her chest
I think she's the goldurn best
She's the best, best, best in her vest, vest, vest
She's the best, best, best in her vest, vest, vest

So if you see her with her stop sign up you better stop!
Cuz that's the rules
And if she gives you a wink that means you're special
Just like that cereal Special K
That's right uh-huh I really mean it, yeah, yeah, yeah

credits

from Gunrunning With The Sharp Chuckies, released December 31, 1993

license

about

The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available. ... more