Affirmative Sexual Action

by The Sharp Chuckies

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This album was recorded in Boston, as were many of the band's albums of the 1990s. The band borrowed some guitars and one of them was a Flying V copy with the frets pulled out. The album was recorded on a cassette 4-track and quickly mixed the following morning meaning to be just a rough mix but then the original 4-track tape was lost and the rough mix was all that was left, so it became the official recording. But that's cool, cuz it sounds awesome.

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released December 25, 1997

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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Track Name: Mel And The Fat Jerk
Mel rode the T to work
Steve was a big fat fuckin' jerk
Mel had good conversational skills
Steve had defecatory problems

Mel likes to read
Steve likes to plant a seed
Mel doesn't like Steve
Cuz he always goes around plantin' seeds

Mel doesn't chew gum
Steve does chew gum
Mel doesn't like it when Steve chews gum
He's gonna kill him with a big gun yeah

Mel likes to read
Steve likes to plant a seed
Mel doesn't like Steve
Cuz he always goes around plantin' seeds
Track Name: Hard Rock Song
This is my hard rock song
Won't you come and sing along
You know it can't be wrong
When you play it loud and strong yeah

Hard rock song, hard rock song
Hard rock song, hard rock song

I like to rock
All around the block
And all around the clock
Even on weekends, bitch-ass mack daddy wanna-be

Hard rock song, hard rock song
Hard rock song, hard rock song

Rockin's the way to go
You can't stop it, no no no
If you rock then let it show
I'd like to stay but I gotta go yeah

Hard rock song, hard rock song
Hard rock song, hard rock song
Track Name: Beer Truck
I drive a beer truck
It is big
It's full of beer
It's a big beer truck
Sometimes when I drive I have to steer
I like beer
That's why I drive it, the beer truck that is
I drive around to stores and bars and deliver their beer
That's what I do
Chicks dig it, too
I have a hat that says Miller
It's embroidered on there
I got it for free
God this job is so cool
Track Name: The Peanut Butter Jar Butt Song
I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head
I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head
I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head
I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head

Woah
Gimme gimme gimme some love
Gimme gimme gimme some love

I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head
I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head
I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head
I'm gonna kill you with a fork on the head

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme some love
Gimme gimme gimme some love, ow!
Gimme gimme gimme some love
Track Name: Dark Mirror Of Deception
I'm your doorway into hell
My sex will ring your bell
Pigs and cheese and shuffleboard
I am your dark leisure lord
I'm your doorway into hell

I'm the dark mirror of deception
I'm the dark mirror of deception
I'm the dark mirror of deception
I'm the dark mirror of deception

Sometimes when you look at me
You might see a suitcase or a tree
But you'll know that's not what you are
I'll scare you so bad you'll wanna get in your car

Cuz I'm the dark mirror of deception
I'm the dark mirror of deception
I'm the dark mirror of deception
I'm the dark mirror of deception
Track Name: Tequila Guy
He sells drinks in the subway station
He's got a little table set up just past the D line
A trash bin we went there to get a couple of drinks for our trip

He's kinda short, has short greasy hair

He followed me into the toilet
And knocked my drink into the sink
He then bought me another
Then we went to buy some fried dough

He's kinda short, has short greasy hair
Tequila guy, tequila guy, tequila guy, tequila guy
He's the tequila guy, he's the tequila guy