Dancin' With Danger

by The Sharp Chuckies

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This album is widely regarded as the band's second best album (The preceding release, Gunrunning With The Sharp Chuckies, being the best). This was recorded in Boston when the band was a three-piece, since John B. left the band "because it's stupid" (or something like that), though he did unintentionally model for the album cover, a photo taken in Boulder, Colorado during the Halloween Mall Crawl. Anyway, the band named the basement studio where it was recorded "Raunchy Bacon Studios" because they ordered some pizza with bacon on it and the bacon tasted rancid.

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released December 26, 1994

The band:
Headcheese (H. Cheese) Fuck
Stikki Rikki Starr
Ken B.

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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Track Name: Movin' Guy
He was like seven feet tall
He was a mover
He would move shit
Like he was movin'
He was a movin' guy

He forced me to eat ambrosia
Not the band, but the food, you understand
He forced me to eat ambrosia
Not the band, but the food, you understand

When I moved to St. Louis he told me they had barbers out there
When I moved to St. Louis I found some barbers out there
Cuz I had long hair, you understand

But he didn't move me out there
And that was the only reason I went there
Cuz I thought he'd help
Cuz I thought he'd help
Cuz I thought he'd help
Cuz I thought he'd help
Track Name: Other Bats
Believe me when I say
I think our love is here to stay
So please don't go or run away
Babe you know it's true

My love is true
You know it's true because it's true
That's the truth baby, uh huh

Babe I think we're on our way
And happy days are here to stay
Cuz I think we're on our way
Babe you know it's true

My love is true
You know it's true because it's true
That's the truth baby, uh huh

Don't go foolin' 'round with other bats
Don't go tryin' on other girls' hats
Track Name: Children's Song
If I could fly, I'd fly to your house and say hi
And we would laugh a lot
And by the time it was late I'd say bye bye

If I could walk, I'd walk to your house so we could talk
And we would talk a lot until a knock on the door would tell me it's bedtime
And I'd say bye bye

Happy happy happy sunshiney perfect days
Like when the smiley ladybug plays
And where the good time honey bunny stays
And everything for you and me is a-ok

If I could run, I'd run to your house so we could have fun
And we would laugh alot until the setting of the sun would have me on the run
And I'd say bye bye

Happy happy happy sunshiney perfect days
Like when the smiley ladybug plays
And where the good time honey bunny stays
And everything for you and me is a-ok
Track Name: Don't Touch My Hair
Baby, you're one dynamite chick
Come on over here and flick my Bic
I got a A-frame upstate that'll make you gooey
I'm gonna prove it to you that I ain't fruity

You can touch me anywhere
Just don't touch my hair
You can love me here or there
Just don't touch my hair

I'll take you dancin' to the hottest spots in town
We'll make love in my Cadillac which happens to be a very nice shade of brown
And maybe later I'll send you out for some conditioner if you don't mind
And maybe you could pick up a pizza on the way back or somethin'


You can touch me anywhere
Just don't tough my hair
You can love me here or there
Just whatever you do, just don't touch my hair, that's all
Track Name: Traveling Song
When me and my family are on vacation
We plan a very special meal
We pull our '71 Dodge Tradesman conversion van into a medium sized town
Where we're sure to find a Furr's Cafeteria

It ain't Ponderosa but hey, it ain't half bad
I like it cuz I learned it from my Dad
He says meat and potatoes are a real man's meal
And for the price it's a heck of a deal

They have roast beef and corn
And biscuits and mashed potatoes
And processed turkey and peas and milk
And assorted pies for dessert
They usually have nice people working behind the counter
I say hmm it all looks so good but
I think I'll try the flounder

It ain't Ponderosa but hey, it ain't half bad
I like it cuz I learned it from my Dad
He says meat and potatoes are a real man's meal
And for the price it's a heck of a deal
Track Name: Beer Guy
I wake up at 9 am
And I grab myself a beer
Then I go back to sleep
Then I wake up and have another beer

You wanna know why?
Cuz I'm a beer guy
Oh me oh my I'm a beer guy
You wanna know why?
I'm a beer guy
I ain't tellin' a lie, I'm a beer guy

I got a really massive gut
I could live off all this fat for a year
You wanna know how come I'm so fat?
It's cuz I drink so much fuckin' beer

I ain't tellin' a lie, I'm a beer guy
I got really big thighs and I'm a beer guy
You wanna know why?
I'm a beer guy

I'm not kidding here, I drink a lot
I got drunk one time and I beat up a deer
You ain't gonna catch me drinkin' no daiquiris
Cuz all I drink is beer

I'll drink beer 'til I die cuz I'm a beer guy
I don't wanna have a twist with rye, I'm a beer guy
You wanna know why?
I'm a beer guy
Track Name: Mariah Carey And Whitney Houston Are Lesbian Co-Captains On My Spaceship Of Love
It used to be my spaceship of love was drifting aimlessly across the stars
And when I looked out the window all I'd see was darkness and stars
But then I met Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston at a lesbian support group meeting
And we became fast friends from our very first greeting

Sometimes they have sex and sometimes they steer the ship
They guide our rocket on its ever-loving trip
They make me clean the bathroom and take the garbage out
Cuz they're co-captains and these things need to be done on a spaceship

They're very good at decision making when there's a problem that needs attention
Like when they caught me flashing gang signs out the window they gave me detention
But there's two rules I made when I first let them take over the ship
Bobby Brown can't come and they're not allowed to sing cuz I really hate that shit

Sometimes they have sex and sometimes they steer the ship
They guide our rocket on its ever-loving trip
They make me clean the bathroom and take the garbage out
Cuz they're co-captains and these things need to be done on a spaceship