Southern Comfort

by The Sharp Chuckies

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released September 14, 2014

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The Sharp Chuckies New Lebanon, New York

FACT: THE SHARP CHUCKIES ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK / WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS REGION.

The Sharp Chuckies were conceptualizationed in their hometown of New Lebanon, New York, way back in 1988. Since then, the band has been providing its several fans with the top style of rock 'n' roll available.
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Track Name: Clarified Alumnae
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Rughyatt Rughooadarsh!
Track Name: Girls Are Hot
Did you ever notice that some girls are hot? (hot girls)
Some girls are hot
I saw two girls in a bar make out
That was hot (hot girls)

I saw another girl who was wearing jeans so you could kind of see her thong
That was also hot (hot girls)

I prefer girls that are hot
To girls that are not
I mean the ones that are hot to trot

Michelle used to be hot
Then she got this big zit (uh oh!)
Now she is not
She is not hot (not hot)

Yeah that's right I really mean it yeah
Some girls are hot
Some girls are not
I prefer girls that are hot to girls that are not
I mean the ones that are hot to trot

Some girls are not hot
I think that rots
Track Name: Quinioa
You can make a salad with it
Like a cold salad
It's like small barley
But not as good tasting
It's from Chile, isnt' it?

It's healthy and nutritious
People use it instead of rice for stuff
It's healthy and nutritious
People use it instead of rice for stuff

I'd never order it
But if it lands on something, I'm not like "get this away from me!"
Yeah, I'm cool with it
I first saw some at a party
And I was like, I don't know what that is
That was a party in Beverly Hills
Yeah, I got to go to a party at someone's mansion in Beverly Hills one time

It's healthy and nutritious
People use it instead of rice for stuff
It's healthy and nutritious
People use it instead of rice for stuff

Seriously that party at that mansion at Beverly Hills was off the hook
But that's not important
Track Name: I Banged My Head On A Stump
I banged my head on a stump
I banged my head on a stump
I banged my head on a stump
I banged my head on a stump, y'all
Track Name: This Girl Has No Butt
This girl has no butt
Track Name: I Didn't Did It
I didn't leave you at the roller rink
I just went to Taco Bell for a taco supreme
I didn't even order a drink
So get off my ass, what are you, a queen?

I didn't did it, nah I didn't did it
I didn't did it, nah I didn't did it

I might have been at the lockers
Or maybe playing Robotron
But I wasn't even wearing Dockers
But sometimes rights are wrong

I didn't did it, nah I didn't did it
I didn't did it, nah I didn't did it
Track Name: I Just Walked Into A Pipe
I just walked into a pipe
Track Name: Beer Lady
'member Beer Lady?
That's what she gave us - pork skins
A half pint of whiskey
Who's got it? Who's got her number?
I think maybe Matt does
We're outta beer, Baby, and we need it now
Coors, Miller, Natural Light, we don't care man
It's warm, it's warm beer
Who's got her number, Beer Lady
Gotta keep the party goin', we can't go to bed
It's only three in the mornin'
Beer Lady
Yeah John was probably upstairs with some chick showin' her his computer
Yeah let's keep the happy goin' baby
Party rollin' give her a call, we'll stay up all night
Who's got that Beer Lady's number?
Go Mike, Matt

Beer Lady...
Beer Lady yeah...
Track Name: I Got Stabbed By A Bucket
I got stabbed by a bucket
Track Name: Door The Cat
Door the cat
Door the crazy cat
Door the cat
Door the well invested cat

Door the cat
Door the crazy crazy cat
Door the cat
Door the successful businesswoman cat