Name: Love Song For Toppie Smellie
Duration: P00H04M00S
Description: Toppie Smellie was the spokeswoman for Oven Fry Chicken commercials. We loved her.

Love Song For Toppie Smellie

from Gunrunning With The Sharp Chuckies by The Sharp Chuckies

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Toppie Smellie was the spokeswoman for Oven Fry Chicken commercials. We loved her.

lyrics

When she was on TV she was a beaut
Eatin' fried chicken that old bitch was cute
All I can think of is apple jelly
When I make love to Toppie Smellie

Toppie, oh Toppie, wherever have you gone?
Our love was deep like a river, it was oh so strong and long
I haven't seen your greasy face for just about a week
Toppie, honey child, for you my chicken juices seep

I just love the smell of baby powder
And garlic mixed with soft, moist canned cat food
That's the smell of my magical Toppie
Geriatric oven-fry lovin' so sloppy

Toppie, oh Toppie, wherever have you gone?
Our love was deep like a river, it was oh so strong and long
I haven't seen your greasy face for just about a week
Toppie, honey child, for you my chicken juices seep

She turned me on to the joys of Depends
They look so cute on her saggy rear end
She's such a goddess in those big diapers
We talk about God and listen to Stryper

Toppie, oh Toppie, wherever have you gone?
Our love was deep like a river, it was oh so strong and long
I haven't seen your greasy face for just about a week
Toppie, honey child, for you my chicken juices seep

Now I'm off to look for my love
Hope she's gummin' some chicken like a dove
Not up in heaven with clogged arteries
Toppie come back to me, please honey please

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from Gunrunning With The Sharp Chuckies, released December 31, 1993

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